Jeans?

they only make em for anorexic boys....

I spent 2 hours trapsing around to no avail.

Have to have legs like twiglets to fit in them, I stormed out of H&M in a rage after trying on about 10 pairs.

Their was some kid serveing who had thighs the size of my wrist, with his jeans slung round his bony little ass and one of them stupid tea cosy hats on....

thats all